FREQUENTLY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS  ©

(HIGHLY RELEVANT OVERSIGHTS)

by Norman Liebmann

Should Obama forget about withdrawing our troops from Afghanistan and work on his exit-strategy from the White House?

Now that Obama has won the Peace Prize, has “Nobel” become the second politically incorrect “N word”?

Why can’t Yoko Ono get the United Nations to self-destruct when she had an easy time breaking up the Beatles - who had every reason to stay together?

Will the Obamacare medical program include sexual education, and does that mean you can call Acorn and someone will come to your home and give you advice on how to open a whorehouse?

Is the Obama Administration trying to hush up the information that water boarding is the cure for the common old?

Have geologists amassed enough evidence to confirm their theory that Hillary Clinton’s smile is what has been tearing holes in the ozone layer?

In the interest of accuracy, should the Democrats change the name of their party to the Afrocrats?

Was launching bombs at the Lunar Surface NASA’s way of “mooning” the moon?

Did Obama actually win the No Balls Prize?

Will the Obama Health Plan finally deliver on its promise to find a magical cure for which there is no known disease?

When did Bill Cosby re-discover he was black?

Does Michele Obama suffer from what bartenders call Barstool 0verlap? And does Michelle’s girdle come in sizes, small, medium, large, and mezzanine?

In San Francisco will gender determination offer residents a choice of:

[] Male?

[] Female?

[] Unclaimed?

Are people are saying “Screw Barack Obama and the slave ship his ancestors rattled their chains on”?

Is La Raza is spreading the word that Shakespeare was Mexican?

Would it be a good idea to deport the Taliban, replace them with apes, and rename the country Bananastan?

Will Obamacare provide homosexual hospitals with semi-private rooms in which gay patients can have their privates parts examined in semi-privacy?

When former ballet dance Rahm Emanuel goes home at night does he slip into “The Red Shoes”?

Is it being said that Congressman John Conyers was born brain dead, but fortunately he represents Detroit where it is not noticeable?

Is Leavenworth Prison considered a suburb of Chicago?

Will Mike Huckabee be able to lift from Arkansas The Curse of the Clintons?

Is it true that Janet Reno doesn’t really have Parkinson's Disease, but that she was trying to twist open a ketchup bottle and the bottle twisted back?

Should Abraham Lincoln have abolished the woodpiles?

Is Michelle Obama’s wardrobe a place where tablecloths go to die?

Would the quality of the government in Washington be vastly improved if we stocked the Potomac with crocodiles?

Has Obama made the Presidency into a job a white man won’t do?

Considering its soft ball treatment of Obama by Bill O’Reilly, Chris Wallace, and Geraldo Rivera, shouldn’t all Fox interviews include a sponge bath - and should Juan Williams volunteer to serve as the sponge?

Will Obama inevitably finally find a way to redistribute poverty?

Will America’s allergy to the “N word” eventually clear up by itself?

Did some Harvard Affirmative Action students fail “Plantation 101”?

Does the White House really need Czar Busters, and what is Obama going to do with a Czar that’s all bent out of shape?

Is Eric Holder really the black Hannibal Lecter?

Is the Oval Office where little white lies go to get a fresh coat of black?

Inasmuch as homosexuals who do not reproduce have elected to "die out" rather than go "straight”, have they decided that recreation, and not procreation is “where it’s at”?

Rather than call Obama a liar shouldn’t we tell everyone about his truth by-pass operation?

For an ample donation, will the Vatican assure the Kennedy family that there is always a place in Heaven for another fall-down drunk?

Are the Mexicans working on a process for draining the Mexican water out of Mexican water?

When Obama dismounts from Air Force One should a delegation from NASA “moon” him? After all, Astronauts have been there and done that.

Is it time to arm white people who ride buses? Shouldn’t scimitars do the job?

Is Obama having a bad scalp day?

Doesn’t Obama have that same happy-go-shitty attitude as Bill Clinton?

Why not put an ATM machine atop Mount Everest where only Obama and a few sherpas can get their hands on it?

Do blacks who turn gay and become disabled get three checks from the government in a socialist trifecta?

Is Obama trying to outlaw smoking so that Republicans will stop calling Pennsylvania Avenue “Tobacco Road”?

In the Obama same-sex military, have gay soldiers been given the standing order: “If it looks like you're going to be captured, eat your lingerie”?

Should Obama’s stimulus more aptly be called the strangulus?

Would Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters scratch each other's eyes competing for the title of Miss Congeniality?

Is there a new racially selective epidemic on the horizon called The Coon Flu?

Obama may be receiving a delegation from Transylvania asking for funds – but is its vampire population about to find out you can’t get blood from an Acorn.

Could Ben Bernanke’s smile best be described as vaginal?

Are they going to replace Mexicans with illegal Mexicans?

Has Al Gore proved he can’t f--k up a sunny day?

Is it true that New York’s Governor Paterson, who President Obama considers not big on “smarts”, has offered him the services of a seeing-eye squirrel?

Has San Francisco acquired the sobriquet as The Landfill-by-the-Bay?

Is it true that polar bears were not endangered until Al Gore convinced Obama they are white? And is it also true that Gore is working an experiment to determine whether toilet seats feel cold to Eskimos?

Was it Bill Clinton who said about sex that there is nothing you can get so far behind on that you can get caught up on so fast?

Will the Obama group be remembered as the Woodpile Administration?

Will Civil Rights leaders lobby the Jackson family to change the name Neverland to “N-Word” Land?

Did George Bush intend to save a million lives in Africa did just seem like a good idea at the time?

Is America committing Obamacide?

And this …

Is there anything more grotesque than watching Obama return a salute?

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